Slop is more “NUTRICIONAL???”

I know poor Jen’s mom wants to believe her daughter is smart. And Jen’s best friend swears she’s just “playing dumb.” But seriously, people. Stop living in denial. No one is that good of an actress. Not even Angelina Jolie could pull off a performance like that. She’s just legitimately stupid. Beyond that – I can’t think of a word that means more stupid than stupid but if I could she’d be even more stupid than that.

And all hail Dustin for putting her whore of an arse up on the block. I swear if I have to watch her much longer I’ll poke my own eyes out.

And don’t think I didn’t notice that Amber started crying just because Dustin got HOH. How unbalanced IS she?? This is more than emotional. I think she’s got a problem.

Now. On to the meat of this post. Again, mostly dealing with Amber.

I have a dog.

I love my dog.

But he is not a child. He is not “my baby.” I do not love him like I love my children. Yes, love is just love and you can’t help what you love but not all love is created equal. I love my husband. But I love him in a very different way than I love my brother (and thankfully so). I love my children and I love my dog but given the choice of saving one or the other? Not even a hesitation. This is just more kindling to the “Amber might just be insane” fire. I’m not kidding – she’s teetering on the brink of sanity and she’s gonna fall off soon. I just hope she doesn’t take Dustin with her.

At least she didn’t cry over her publicity photo *insert rolling eyes and gagging noise here.*

More tomorrow when I have time to digest the idiocracy that was tonight’s epi.

Bye-Bye, Mike

Before Tuesday’s show I could have seen a pic of Mike online and not been able to tell you he was currently in the Big Brother house. That’s how much of a game player he was. So no loss at all. In fact, the only thing I’m sorry about is that 1) Jenn’s still in the house and 2) Jenn’s poor mom thinks she’s raised a smart daughter who’s not vain. Poor, deluded Mom.

BB8, Tues 17th

Amber, take a Xanax. Please.

What on earth is going on in your head that’s making you cry ALL THE TIME?? You’re not up for eviction. You’ve known Danielle and Dick for what – a week?? And you’re sobbing over this?

Antidepressants are your friends. Get to know some.

p.s. Jen – you’re a self-centered TV whore. I wouldn’t spit on you if you were on fire. And you’re making it so that none of your cast mates will, either. And the comment “Sometimes I forget that people aren’t me…” you must be joking. NO ONE can be that self involved. The words “waste,” “of” and “space” come to mind…

1/3rd-wit, Party of One

Okay. I only have 1 word that keeps popping into my head since watching Sunday night’s (note: Sunday the 8th, not last night’s) Big Brother 8.

SERIOUSLY??

I’m referring to the scene where Jen FREAKED OUT with a capital FREAK about her photo. I hate to break it to you, Jen, but your photo looks dead-on to what you look like. Plus, do you really think you come off as this great gal when you make such a fuss on nat’l TV? I mean, come on. You look like the world’s most shallow reality TV star. And I’m putting you up against Paris Hilton here…

Also – just as a side note…Mike, Sweetie, there’s no such word as “conversating.”