Before Tuesday’s show I could have seen a pic of Mike online and not been able to tell you he was currently in the Big Brother house. That’s how much of a game player he was. So no loss at all. In fact, the only thing I’m sorry about is that 1) Jenn’s still in the house and 2) Jenn’s poor mom thinks she’s raised a smart daughter who’s not vain. Poor, deluded Mom.
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1/3rd-wit, Party of One
July 16, 2007Okay. I only have 1 word that keeps popping into my head since watching Sunday night’s (note: Sunday the 8th, not last night’s) Big Brother 8.
SERIOUSLY??
I’m referring to the scene where Jen FREAKED OUT with a capital FREAK about her photo. I hate to break it to you, Jen, but your photo looks dead-on to what you look like. Plus, do you really think you come off as this great gal when you make such a fuss on nat’l TV? I mean, come on. You look like the world’s most shallow reality TV star. And I’m putting you up against Paris Hilton here…
Also – just as a side note…Mike, Sweetie, there’s no such word as “conversating.”