CSI: Miami

Okay – I’ve had major surgery recently so I haven’t posted but I just had to say one thing…

If THIS is how they brought Speed back – it freaking SUCKS.

more later.

HOLD THE FREAKING PHONES

I can’t make this crap up.

A direct quote:

“If everything pans out as God’s told me it’s going to I’m going to win POV tomorrow and me and Jameka will be in the final two. I just know it.”

God SPEAKS TO YOU?? About Big Brother??

Holy Smokes.

I had no idea they let full-blown psychotics join this show. I wonder if they just shove a handful of pills under the door for her each day. And I wonder which one of the houseguests is taking them from her.

I’m surprised she can spell “Amber”

So here’s the list of the words Amber didn’t know on tonight’s (8.19.07) show:

Charismatic

Ridicule

Superficial

Integrity

Backdoor

Outed

Sub-Aliance

Perceive

Implication

Peanut Gallery

And to finish off this brain-fest, a few quotes from the brainiac:

“People probably think I’m so stupid.” Ya think?

“I still don’t know what it [outed] means. How sad is that?” Sad enough that it would make you cry.

“That’s what makes me more stronger.”

God’s So Gangster

Wait….

WHAT??

footnote: more about Amber’s idiotic sob-fest later

Slop is more “NUTRICIONAL???”

I know poor Jen’s mom wants to believe her daughter is smart. And Jen’s best friend swears she’s just “playing dumb.” But seriously, people. Stop living in denial. No one is that good of an actress. Not even Angelina Jolie could pull off a performance like that. She’s just legitimately stupid. Beyond that – I can’t think of a word that means more stupid than stupid but if I could she’d be even more stupid than that.

And all hail Dustin for putting her whore of an arse up on the block. I swear if I have to watch her much longer I’ll poke my own eyes out.

And don’t think I didn’t notice that Amber started crying just because Dustin got HOH. How unbalanced IS she?? This is more than emotional. I think she’s got a problem.

Now. On to the meat of this post. Again, mostly dealing with Amber.

I have a dog.

I love my dog.

But he is not a child. He is not “my baby.” I do not love him like I love my children. Yes, love is just love and you can’t help what you love but not all love is created equal. I love my husband. But I love him in a very different way than I love my brother (and thankfully so). I love my children and I love my dog but given the choice of saving one or the other? Not even a hesitation. This is just more kindling to the “Amber might just be insane” fire. I’m not kidding – she’s teetering on the brink of sanity and she’s gonna fall off soon. I just hope she doesn’t take Dustin with her.

At least she didn’t cry over her publicity photo *insert rolling eyes and gagging noise here.*

More tomorrow when I have time to digest the idiocracy that was tonight’s epi.

CSI: Miami Defies the Laws of…Death?

Tim Speedle (Rory Cochrane) who was killed in the season 3 premiere of CSI: Miami will be returning in the upcoming season as himself. All that’s been said is that he will be playing opposite his old partner, Eric Delko (Adam Rodriguez), in scenes that WILL NOT be flashbacks. Viewers are anxious to see the explanation which could be anything from witness protection to anything the writers can imagine…

 Read more HERE.

Bye-Bye, Mike

Before Tuesday’s show I could have seen a pic of Mike online and not been able to tell you he was currently in the Big Brother house. That’s how much of a game player he was. So no loss at all. In fact, the only thing I’m sorry about is that 1) Jenn’s still in the house and 2) Jenn’s poor mom thinks she’s raised a smart daughter who’s not vain. Poor, deluded Mom.

New Host Announced

According to the Daily Media News Feed on Media Bistro:

DREW CAREY NAMED NEW PRICE IS RIGHT HOST

“Carey announced that he will replace Bob Barker as the host of The Price is Right during Monday’s taping of the Late Show with David Letterman. Speculation about Carey assuming the sought-after spot had been building since his appearance last week at the CBS portion of the Television Critics Association tour to promote the upcoming prime time game show he is hosting, Power of 10.”

Silly, Silly Jessica

Re: her comment about Joe

“Joe will do anything to save himself, include trying to take me out and I just can’t have someone in the house that’s going to try to do that to me.”

Uh, hello?

Isn’t that what EVERYONE in the house is trying to do??

You want to WIN. You want all the others to LOSE. In the end there are no alliances. There are no 50/50s. There is one winner and 12 losers. Jessica, 12 people are trying to take you down. Joe’s just open about it.

BB8, Tues 17th

Amber, take a Xanax. Please.

What on earth is going on in your head that’s making you cry ALL THE TIME?? You’re not up for eviction. You’ve known Danielle and Dick for what – a week?? And you’re sobbing over this?

Antidepressants are your friends. Get to know some.

p.s. Jen – you’re a self-centered TV whore. I wouldn’t spit on you if you were on fire. And you’re making it so that none of your cast mates will, either. And the comment “Sometimes I forget that people aren’t me…” you must be joking. NO ONE can be that self involved. The words “waste,” “of” and “space” come to mind…